Without me (to the tune of eminem...)

2 panda car boys go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside
2 panda car boys go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside......


Guess who's in the news again
Levy's back but he's not my friend!
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster,
Because everybody wants to see me arrested,
Cause I'm so shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
A little bit of greed washed down with malt liquer
One million quid, that'll start my heart quicker then a
Shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr.
Well I'm not cooperating, but I'm rocking the table
While the press are speculating
But Gordon's waited this long, so stop debating
Because I'm not leaving,
I'm on the job for another season
You understand human rights Ms. Cherie
Surely its my right to reward those who paid me
But the Daily Mail won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to shut me down on the BBC,
But it feels so empty without me
So you want to look, at the loans on our books
Fuck that!
Scandels on your lips and its getting on my tits
Better get ready, this shit's about to get heavy
But I've not settled on my legacy so
Fuck you Gordo!

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But this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy,
and it feels so empty without me

Leftie back benchers, feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their constituents are listening to menzies
They start feeling that New Labour's hopeless,
Prescott comes along on a mission and I shout "fetch"
A visionary vision is scary,
I could start a revolution,
Polluting the air with radiation
So let me just revel and bask,
In the times when you were all kissing my ass
Now it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
And you all think there's so many damn conspiracies
Well I'm fine
Fix your bent antennae, tune it in
Because I'm here to stay at no 10
Getting under your skin
Like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 pence, my 2 penneth is free
A nuisance, New Labour (and you sent for me.)

So this looks like a job for me,
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy,
and it feels so empty without me


A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat
With anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
John McDonnell you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Today show bastards,
And Cameron, you can get bitten by huskies,
You 36 year old Eton fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too tory,
Lets go, its over, nobody listens to Gordo,
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be at PMs QT with a list full of new insults
Because I'm in charge, I'm the decider,
Ever since Gordo bought the deal at Granita
But sometimes it really seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
Ever since I stopped being squeaky clean,
But its just me I'm just too keen!
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Major and Currie,
But Lloyd George is my only peer,
Caught selling peerages to get himself wealthy
But here's a concept that works
20 million other party hopefuls emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
New Labour's empty without me